Meet the Crapghan: a one-of-a-kind, unapologetically foul-mouthed afghan that says what you're thinking—loud, proud, and colorfully crocheted. This oversized profanity patchwork is your new favorite way to stay warm and weird.
Handmade using Lion Brand 24/7 Cotton yarn, this 55x82" beauty is soft, breathable, and built to last through your most dramatic naps and sarcastic snuggles. Every panel is crocheted with care, featuring a delightfully inappropriate array of phrases, gestures, and that one weird goose who’s certainly judging you.
Perfect for:
* Adults with a sense of humor and a love for fiber art
* Couch therapy sessions with wine and Netflix
* Gifting to that friend who swears like a sailor but hugs like a grandma
This isn’t just a blanket. It’s a statement. A soft, chaotic, expletive-laced statement.
Care: Machine wash. Initial water temperature not to exceed 40C/105F. Dry cleaning OK (no trichloroethylene). Machine drying, ironing, steaming at Medium setting.