Meet the Crapghan: a one-of-a-kind, unapologetically foul-mouthed afghan that says what you're thinking—loud, proud, and colorfully crocheted. This oversized profanity patchwork is your new favorite way to stay warm and weird.
Handmade using Lion Brand 24/7 Cotton yarn, this 55x82" beauty is soft, breathable, and built to last through your most dramatic naps and sarcastic snuggles. The drape of this piece is everything. Every panel is crocheted with care, featuring a delightfully inappropriate array of phrases, gestures, and that one weird goose who’s certainly judging you.
Perfect for:
* Adults with a sense of humor and a love for fiber art
* Couch therapy sessions with wine and Netflix
* Gifting to that friend who swears like a sailor but hugs like a grandma
This isn’t just a blanket. It’s a statement. A soft, chaotic, expletive-laced never-to-be-repeated-this-way again statement.
Care: Machine wash. Initial water temperature not to exceed 40C/105F. Dry cleaning OK (no trichloroethylene). Machine drying, ironing, steaming at Medium setting.